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Some Crazy, Useless Facts

Did you know ... A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) ... A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death ... (Creepy but... I'm still not over the pig) ... The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body ... The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off ... (natures insane, crazy make up sex?) ... The flea can jump 350 times its body length ... It's like a human jumping the length of a football field ... (30 minutes ... Lucky pig!) ... The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds ... (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) ... Some lions mate over 50 times a day ... (Wha?  Those lionesses are, "yea ok, 20 seconds?, whatever dude, *yawn*") ... Butterflies taste with their feet... Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump ... (Okay, so that's a good thing) ... A cat's urine glows under a black light ... (Another make work project from the government finding this out) ... An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain ... (I know some people like that) ... Starfish have no brains ... (I know some people like that, too) ... Polar bears are left-handed ... (Southpaws are more creative...not necessarily fact, just my observation) ... Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure ... (What about that pig? ...hardly seems fair to dolphins and humans) ...

Didn't that make you smile at least once? ♥ ♥ ♥

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